{"id":1385,"date":"2014-01-14T23:30:56","date_gmt":"2014-01-15T04:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/?p=1385"},"modified":"2014-01-27T21:00:51","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T02:00:51","slug":"monitor-stand-is-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/?p=1385","title":{"rendered":"Monitor Stand is Done!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It only took a month to finish it, but the monitor stand is done. It&#8217;s five feet long by one foot wide, with a couple of one by fours supporting it in the middle, and two screwed-together one by fours on each end. It&#8217;s sturdy as heck.<\/p>\n<p>Painting it is what held everything up.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been so ridiculously cold here that it&#8217;s been too cold to paint. I&#8217;ve been using spray paints, too, and they&#8217;re even fussier about having temperatures well above freezing.<\/p>\n<p>I started with a simple grey primer, then added two coats of black satin, but it just didn&#8217;t do anything for me. It looked very &#8220;meh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then I remembered an old woodfinishing project from years gone by. I finished a small 3-legged table with a nice black top, and faux stone legs. The faux stone effect came right out of a spray can.<\/p>\n<p>So I went looking for more of that stuff. It&#8217;s been at least ten years, but I figured I could find it somewhere. I did. It was at the last place I checked. It&#8217;s a muted Black\/White\/Grey faux granite look that&#8217;s kind of muted. It also needs to have a clearcoat sprayed over it, so it will hold up better with time.<\/p>\n<p>It took me two days to apply the paint, and one more to apply the clearcoat. Now it&#8217;s sitting in the garage, off-gassing. I&#8217;ll leave it alone for a few days, because I don&#8217;t want the house to stink, and I like my brain too much to melt it with the various chemicals in the finishes.<\/p>\n<p>But it looks smashing! The faux-stone spray hides anything I may have screwed up well.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s not made out of cheap MDF that will sag in a year. It&#8217;s made out of good old southern pine.<\/p>\n<p>Would it have been cheaper to just buy the stand on Amazon? Well, yeah. It would have been faster, too. But my stand looks really cool, is a custom fit to my desk, and won&#8217;t sag. The finish has a rough bumpy stone feel, even. No regrets!<\/p>\n<p>Piano class has also started up again. I&#8217;m still terrible at piano. When I get the stand in place, I should be able to practice more.<\/p>\n<p>Also, Push is still fun, although I&#8217;ve been using it so much, my fingers are starting to hurt from thwacking the pads so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finished the monitor stand! It took a few days to get the finish right, but it looks smashing. Now it&#8217;s off-gassing in the garage for a few days, so the fumes don&#8217;t kill me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[790,664,120],"tags":[796,904,791,792,736,797],"class_list":["post-1385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diy","category-music","category-technology","tag-ableton","tag-diy","tag-making-stuff","tag-monitor-stand","tag-piano","tag-push","category-790-id","category-664-id","category-120-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1386,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions\/1386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}