{"id":1208,"date":"2012-03-27T13:28:19","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T18:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2014-01-21T13:28:50","modified_gmt":"2014-01-21T18:28:50","slug":"toto-i-dont-think-were-in-kansas-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/?p=1208","title":{"rendered":"Toto, I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;re in Kansas Anymore&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the things I love about living in Japan are the toilets. It took a little getting used to at first, but after a while, I realized just how great they are. I&#8217;ll skip the details about why they&#8217;re so great, but now that I have my own Toto Washlet, I&#8217;m bringing that sucker with me wherever I wind up. (Or just installing another one and leaving it, like a Johnny Washlet-seed or something.)<\/p>\n<p>Installing it took a little work, but once I got the kinks worked out, it runs like a dream. The idea of mixing electricity and plumbing? Not that scary with good wiring and good plumbing and modern tech.<\/p>\n<p>Viva plumbing. Viva civilization.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got my own washlet now. Installing it wasn&#8217;t too bad. Viva technology.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[172],"class_list":["post-1208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology","tag-toilets","category-120-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1209,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions\/1209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stupidamericantourist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}